Ashley! Nothing much really. Just got back from filming the rest of some boring movie. Trust me, it was boring being an actor of it.. But how are you?
What movie are we talking about here? I can’t wait to see you in Grown Ups 2, though. I’m good, still married to Harry.
Hola, anyone around?
Taylor! I haven’t seen you in ages. How are you besides feeling awkward?
Tired, oh so tired. Currently becoming addicted to coffee, it’s unhealthy.
I like to think I’m Blossom in another life.
Harry says I’m like Bubbles. What did you wanted to talk about earlier?
Since we’re talking about dreams, I had one that food turned on me… Fuck you broccoli for sitting on my face.
Sounds like this episode of Powerpuff Girls I saw the other day.
Not much at the moment. The tour has basically killed me. Nah, I could’ve easily gone for round two last night. I’ll translate the entire page in English and then I’ll fill out allllll my details.
Hm, it’s a shame you’re going on tour again in a few months. We’ll miss you. I swear I missed us being so intimate. Okay, but can you ask our butler to pick up our groceries while I’m away? Also you have to take Ollie to football practice after school.
But that means I have to call her and she’ll stay over for ages and have to make her tea and it’s so much more effort then I bargained for. I’ll do it.
How much effort do you have in that body of yours? Did the sex tire you? You’ll do what?
The whole page? I don’t have the patience with copy and pasting all of that. Would you be the most amazing person on the planet and do it for me?
I would but I have to get the kids lunch boxes ready for school. Call Lou and get her to do it while I take the bunch to pre-school and school.